Sam's Review of Everything Ever All at Once
One day Sam decided to see and experience everything all at once. When he was done, he was like, "How stupid." One thing Sam liked was how the aliens use playing cards as DVD's though. For some reason he said it makes more sense. When Sam told me about everything all at once I was like fo sho, that must have been stupid. Sam said the best things were outweighed by all the bad things. He said as long as you don't experience everything ever all at once in 1 second then your life won't be lame. He had to experience a lame life that a nerd had. Nerds must never have fun, they are always studying how to make a helium atom masturbate. What's cool is being faced.