Here is a lesson that I want to tell you all. I can't understand why so many people like eating crap. I tried it once, but it just doesn't do anything for me. I decided that maybe I should look into eating crap a little more, maybe I missed something. I read a couple of books and I have come to the conclusion that maybe people aren't supposed to eat crap, especially crap that comes out of your own ass. I base this on the fact that several different sources say that it's probably not sanitary. So I just want to let everyone know to not eat their own crap.
Now that you got that lesson down, I can finally reveal my most intellectual quote ever, "Life is like a fat crap that you took one time. It may look inviting but don't eat it without knowing the risks first, that way you are held accountable for the action that is eating your own crap." It's like a metaphor or something.