Ice-T is better than Tupac

Are you sick of all those new crappy remixed Tupac albums? Do you even listen to them? Tupac sucks especially compared to Ice-T. Why? Well I am here to tell you why.

1. Ice-T is still alive.

That's right, Ice-T is still alive and kicking. I don't care about all those conspiracies about Tupac still being alive. That is bullshit and no one cares. If he was still alive, then he is a pussy. What kind of a guy fakes his own death and then sells crappy remix albums of his old songs?

2. Ice-T is a pimp.

Well he may not technically be a pimp right now because he makes enough money already, but he knows exactly how to do it if he ever had to. "Ice-T’s Pimpin’ 101 stars the multimedia personality as the host of a documentary-style look at the science of pimping. Raw, direct and x-rated, Ice-T boldly schools the viewer through five vignettes illustrating the five different areas of the pimp game." - Tupac never taught people how to pimp, and now he won't ever get the chance, will he?

3. Ice-T fronted a rock group.

Body Count is the name of the band. You might argue that this doesn't make Ice-T better than Tupac, but that is just ignorant. Ice-T is just that much more hardcore than Tupac ever was. One of there songs was so hardcore that it was completely removed off of their self titled album. It was "Cop Killa". Tupac never had a rock group, and even if he did, it wouldn't be all hardcore and badass like Body Count. Ice-T even rapped about killing his mom in the song "Momma's Gotta Die Tonight".

"KKK Bitch" is another song on the album that is hardcore. "The song revolves around Ice-T meeting a 'fine-assed white girl' backstage at a show who sucked his dick 'like a mutha fuckin' vacuum.' She tells him that her father's the grand wizard of the KKK. They end up going to a meeting disguised as hooded participants and blah blah blah. Dicks in asses, orgies in southern towns, getting buck wild with the white freaks, all that good shit." -

4. Ice-T is on Law & Order: SVU.

As if the previous reasons aren't good enough to prove how much better he is, then I will conclude with the most convincing evidence, he is on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Tupac never starred in four seasons of a successful T.V. show. Ice-T is no fluke, he is a permanent on this show. I don't remember seeing Tupac star in any T.V. show every week. No one wanted to see him obviously, otherwise he would have been on T.V. like Ice-T is.

Ok my point is proven. Tupac sucks and Ice-T rules. Now stop kidding yourself by buying Tupac albums and writing theories on how he is still alive, and instead go out and buy a Body Count album or watch Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.

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