Har Mar Superstar

As many of you may not know because you dont know me and dont give a shit, I attended the All Tomorrows Parties Music Festival. Now the bands I went to see were The Mars Volta, Built To Spill, Sonic Youth, Modest Mouse, and Iggy Pop. However, I encountered an unexpected gem of a music performance.

His name is Har Mar Superstar. This man is slightly fat, slightly balding, R&B singer. He is ugly and rude. On his site he has this to say "For those of you that don't know, I'm Har Mar Superstar, a born entertainer with the voice of a fucking angel and passion for R+B. I make hot jams that you can buy." When I first saw him I asked myself what exactly was going on. He was in some very small underwear, I wasn't close enough to tell if it was a thong. He was parading around dancing and being fat. His rudeness to the audience was what I loved the most. At one point he mentioned that he would like a handjob after the show. I thought to myself this man is the coolest person ever. It is the epitome of cool when you can make funny of being a fat, ugly guy who sings R&B and tells the audience to fuck off. He encouraged everyone to dance to the "joyous songs". Most of his songs consisted of sexual references and what not so that was cool. My favorite moment was when he was putting on his shoes and said, "Safety first. I'm not getting a nail in my foot for any one of you motherfuckers." Har Mar Superstar is one of the coolest people ever.

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