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"My hearts eternal sorrow longs for love's vast plethora of happiness, but alas I feel nothing but pain."
"My broken heart is a shallow pool of despair and loneliness, I feel nothing but the emptiness."
Yeah I know, that's some quality stuff. If you are interested in this once in a lifetime offer, please email me: firstname.lastname@example.org. After we have made contact I will ask you to send me a dollar and I will send you the emotion catchphrase and everyone is happy. Of course you can always just send me money regardless, because I am so very awesome.