I decided to write a haiku about something very special to me, dextromethorphan:
You really fuck with my brain,
Hope I'm not insane.
Sorry I'm all teary eyed now. So what's up everyone, how's it going? Really? I don't care OHHHHHH.
My mom has aids but I get good grades,
Regardless of the fact before school I blaze,
Sometimes this life feels like a maze,
Until I puff and the smoke makes a haze,
So don't mess with me when I'm on the D,
I can't feel shit and I can barely see,
Fuck all the crap that's on MTV,
Except the guys' names that begin with a B,
So you best step back,
I'm on the attack,
I just smoked crack,
and your face I will smack.