I decided to write a haiku about something very special to me, dextromethorphan:



You really fuck with my brain,

Hope I'm not insane.

Sorry I'm all teary eyed now. So what's up everyone, how's it going? Really? I don't care OHHHHHH.

My mom has aids but I get good grades,

Regardless of the fact before school I blaze,

Sometimes this life feels like a maze,

Until I puff and the smoke makes a haze,

So don't mess with me when I'm on the D,

I can't feel shit and I can barely see,

Fuck all the crap that's on MTV,

Except the guys' names that begin with a B,

So you best step back,

I'm on the attack,

I just smoked crack,

and your face I will smack.